Toni

That ideal type girl. She's everything a guy wants. She can be crazy and slow at times. Toni is funny and cool. Usually has great friends! Toni is cool to hang out with. She laughs at ugly people and stupid words such as frigid,nuder,fruck,ect.... Deep inside toni is a very sensitive girl even if she doesn't show it. She is not perfect she does screw stuff up sometime. She doesn't take stuff from anybody. And not caring what someone says. Makes stupid mistakes sometimes.Very cool person. Smart and sometimes can get physical! She is filled with love and hates no one. Usually has problems with her father. Mostly just don't give a fruck!

Wow that girls looks after her friends she's such a toni!

by jeff's girl January 9, 2009

Toni Matlock easy

adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.

Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.

Wow, dude that is easy.

Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.

by afdkbvdl May 5, 2009

tonights big loser

sal

thats it. sals tonights big loser

by riley is gross June 13, 2019

I have to work tonight

A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.

Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.

Steve: I have to work tonight.

Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.

by JoeyRogue77 October 5, 2009

Tonicha

She is great person to be around. Always has the best advise to give but unfortunatly cant take her own. Likes to laugh at people with abnormal facial features eg. Noses. Down to earth. Doesn't take ANY shit off ANYONE. Usually friends with poeple with freaky combovers. Very emotional. BUT an all round decent person !!!!!

I feel like fucking tonicha today !
lets go to tonicha for great friendly advice !
Tonicha ''wow YOU ARE AMAZING'' !

by yehbow February 4, 2010

Tonights' numbers are mine

Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.

"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."

by Fuzzy May 23, 2003

tonight on bottom gear

the famous opening for the bottom gear memes.

*these are random names i came up with. also a reference to tom and jerry.*
jerry: tonight on bottom gear
tom: oh god he's reading another bottom gear thing.

by yardardar March 30, 2021