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ass-face to the wind

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A state of total fluster and/or confusion.
I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!
by joshula December 9, 2008
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The mass exodus of imbeciles as they are projected into outer space during the reversal of earths rotation.
Something one would say to or about imbecile during times of frustration.

“ Bo, You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. “
by MikeTheKnight47 April 2, 2019
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Face to the bass

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The term for when you are front row at a concert and you are very close to the speakers and/or subwoofers.
"I had my face to the bass at the Skrillex show last night!"
by Dh09 February 19, 2013
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After starting fillers and Botox I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave !
I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave after using fillers and Botox

I’m Chasing my face to the grave now
by Don't be plaued January 6, 2022
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Use this phrase in times of extreme anger towards other people, when your brain isn't functioning well enough to put together a logical, coherent threat.
by Scot August 9, 2004
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To slap someone in the face with a lunch tray. Typically reserved for someone who is a total douche, when a traditional punch just won't do.
I bet even Gandhi would love To Lunch that guy in the face
by RedMcSwordHands May 13, 2017
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