ticket bitch

A person set up in a traffic situation to recieve a ticket instead of you.

That ticket bitch will get pulled over before I will.

by Chochain April 6, 2019

Taco Tickle

The taco Tickle is a stripper move when they bend over, reach around, and rub their vagina.

Go to the strip club and you will see the infamous taco tickle.

by SnipSnor January 15, 2008

monkey tickle

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

by danglyballzjohn February 5, 2017

Montreal tickle

The act of using your toes to tickle a vagina while receiving a blow job

Mike was jacking off in the corner to ryan giving the ole' Montreal tickle to that hooker

by Iwashardcoreonce March 1, 2019

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

Tickle star

A young lady who is a combonation of beutiful, sweet and funny.

I really miss my tickle star.

I was up all night last night with this tickle star.

by Ogsambo September 20, 2009

buy the ticket, take the ride

(from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Creating, and being involved in, a situation that may get you in way over your head-- but deciding that turning back would be a rather uninteresting option

When Kenny and Chris realized that they'd invited six uninhibited drunkards to go boating with them for an entire weekend, they briefly reconsidered going at all.

Chris: Oh well-- buy the ticket, take the ride.

by justin mcadam August 21, 2006