Magnet therapy

Fake medicine witch claims to heal anything through the power of magnets

1:Magnet therapy's been debunked dude, go get some real medicine instead of that quackery
2:But I feel better
1:It's just the placebo effect

by urbanific January 10, 2009

fart therapy

A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.

"I would say that fart therapy saved my life" -Boxheadmann

by confuzyon March 29, 2017

verbal release therapy

The therapeutic use of profuckingfanity (as invented and mastered by Mental Health Verbal Release Therapy). Based on the philosophy that one's ability to *verbally release frustrations may help to keep them out of jail...or, at the very least, make them feel less "stabby" towards others.

*profanity absofuckinglutely required

I wanted to kick that twatwaffling skankaroni right in the taco, but I used verbal release therapy instead. Now I can spend my unused bail money on something nice for myself.

Verbal release therapy allows me to tell you what a cuntpletely fucking worthless narcissistic douchelicker you are without incurring a physical assault charge! This shit really fucking works!

The only things keeping me from throat punching you are mental health verbal release therapy and my distain for the color prison orange.

by Betty Humptur February 22, 2014

Therapiss

v.i. to maliciously urinate on the property, likeness, or other representation of an individual or organization as catharsis

Dude 1: Aren't you upset that Taylor cheated on you?

Dude 2: Nah, man, I'm over it. I therapissed all over her car.

by sglmsp January 19, 2010

Therapist friend

A person who is always there and always tries to help. Synonyms include, Nico.

Yk, I rly wish I had a therapist friend rn

by Nicothepeco April 25, 2022

Myspace Therapist

When some one is totally theraputic on myspace, but doesnt know what hes talking about in real life

dude john was is a myspace therapist, but i was talking to him at school today, and knew crap

by rex rigus June 22, 2008

ejaculatory therapist

A prostitute that charges your insurance company for services rendered.

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!

by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016