the walk of no shame

Like the walk of shame only without the sex.
walking home from last night party after crashing there.

Dude: i walked the walk of no shame after last night halloween party
Dude 2: Thats better than the walk of shame

by pizzaismykink September 10, 2017

walk of shame

The walk someone makes on their way to clean themselves up from jacking off into their pants.

“Man, I had to make the walk of shame all the way home because I choked the chicken in class.”

by handsoffmyspuds September 15, 2021

Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

Walk of Shame

When you run out of toilet paper and your the unlucky to leave the bathroom with shit still on your ass and get more toilet paper.

Kevin ran out of toilet paper and I was asleep so he had to take the walk of shame and get more.

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021

Walk of shame

When a private citizen proves that their stance is lawful and correct to a public servant which causes him to turn around and walk away from the situation.

That cop just did the walk of shame because I proved to him that I am on public property and I have a right to be here!

by Carolima in Fort Worth December 15, 2021

Walk of Shame

When Andrew Jackson forced the native Americans to leave their land and go to Oklahoma in the early 1800's.

Teacher: Many Native Americans died on that journey, that's why it's called the trail of tears
Joe: no, it was called the walk of shame, because they were ashamed to leave their land.

by Captain Morgan 420 December 5, 2017

Walk of Shame

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.

Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”

Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”

Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*

by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020