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Therapist

Me: Hey should I kill myself?

Therapist: Nooooo! (card declines)

therapist: Go ahead and jump.
by DeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzNuttttsssss January 5, 2023
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Therapist

A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!
After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.
by maggie0285 March 7, 2021
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therapist doctor

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy”
friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)
by Spamalam038372884 November 27, 2020
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Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E
I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Therapist Appreciation Day

Holiday on November 2nd that celebrates the one friend in your group that deals with everyone’s drama and shit
Yo it’s Vinny I better be extra nice to him today because it’s therapist appreciation day.
by joesphhunter69 November 2, 2019
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I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.
"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.
by Teslarossa August 29, 2023
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