Therapisted

Being tought and couched by a therapist

Omg can you believe? I’m being therapisted by Brendon Urie!!!

by Kaitlyn_Devotee March 13, 2018

Therapist

I don't need to fucking do any of that shit you fucking garbage.

Hym "I'm not going to 'start with the little things.' I don't nor does anyone need the therapist filth to have dominion over my mind and if you don't give me the credit I deserve I'm going to make absolutely sure the shrieks of my seemingly imminent victim haunt your dreams until the day you die. You won't get whatever afterlife you imagine. You could have done otherwise. And I will not allow you to escape the blood-debt."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Therapist

What girl calls the guy she really likes and will eventually be with but calls him that so that they can constantly talk

Girl: oh yea he's my therapist that why I'm always texting him

by C nemur March 17, 2019

Therapist

A person who’s job title can be absolutely ruined by putting a space between the E and the E

I’m going to see my therapist.

“To see your “The Rap— wait what??”
No no, “Therapist”.

“Oh. Jesus.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023

I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.

"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.

by Teslarossa August 29, 2023

Therapist Appreciation Day

Holiday on November 2nd that celebrates the one friend in your group that deals with everyone’s drama and shit

Yo it’s Vinny I better be extra nice to him today because it’s therapist appreciation day.

by joesphhunter69 November 2, 2019

Panda Society Therapist

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.

Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life

by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022