skim-beeble

To do something too soon.

Everyone was upset I lost the race, but I skim-beebled the nitrous!

by Mike Roedich February 16, 2024

Pool Skimming

When you fish all the shit out of a man’s creampied asshole.

Dude 1: “yo why did you need to buy extra toothpaste?”
Dude 2: “oh yo I’m going pool skimming later, wanna link up?”
Dude 1: “aight, don’t talk to me again bro”

by Monkey Shagger April 1, 2025

Executive Skimming

To review something to such a minimal extent that it can't even count as skimming, while also forming an opinion which is generally outlandish as there is no understanding of the context

Bro, Mike isn't prepared at all again! He was executive skimming again and now spouting nonsense with the CEO! Who's going to correct him!?

by Truffula June 20, 2023

Skimming Atmosphere

When an extreme act is taken right upto the limit, but backed off at the last moment.

"That was so close, we were almost skimming atmosphere there."

by Starfleet Command March 6, 2022

Skim Beeble

To do something too soon.

I was hoping I would get another date with that girl, but my friends said I skim beebled it when I called her the next day.

I was hungry before bed because I skim beebled my dinner.

by Mike Roedich February 5, 2024

Skimming

The delicate operation of using electrical clippers on ones testicles without using the safety guard.

response to gf's question - yelled in response from in the bathroom: Can you just wait a moment honey - I'm a bit busy skimming right now."

by OleMagicHands April 20, 2016

skim

fermented dick cheese, served in Berlin Steakhouse
see smegma

"Dude, I got so much skim."
"Bruh, I'm skimming the fuck out."
"Why you skimpt me like that?"

by David Lynch Junior September 14, 2020