The Cuban Napalm Bomber

A man that bombs cuba in his B-26 Marauder. He has killed countless civilians and has committed warcrimes in said countries: Vietnam, Cuba, Pakistan, Russia (In an attempt to rebuild USSR), Ukraine, Belarus, Iran, Syria , Nepal , Israel (Is not real), Botswana, Djibouti.

''¡CORRER! ¡CORRER! ¡CORRER! ¡¡¡ES EL BOMBARDERO DE NAPALM CUBANO!!! ¡CORRE!(''RUN! RUN! RUN! ITS THE CUBAN NAPALM BOMBER!!! RUNNN!')''

''¡NO OTRA VEZ! (''NOT AGAIN!)''

by Kenny McCormick.die April 20, 2023

Vietnamese Napalm Facial

A move where the man pretends to ejaculate, but instead shoots Sriracha sauce all over his woman's face.

"Dude, last night, she left crying."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."

by RandD September 3, 2012

burning the midnight napalm

Spending all night partying, clubbing, drinking, dancing, etc. Goes beyond burning the midnight oil, and requires at least one day of recovery.

-Where's Drew? I haven't seen him since Thursday night!
-Yeah, he was burning the midnight napalm all weekend.
-That explains all the empty MGD cans.

by liz6005 January 26, 2011

North Carolina Napalm Cannon

When you light your friend/family member's ass on fire with a spray paint containing magnesium and/or aerosol. Than they proceed to fart, and/or shit themselves in their new skinny jeans. It is important to make the receiver of said action prior to the North Carolina Napalm Cannon eat a ton of foods that will make them gaseous as well as make sure they are intoxicated in some form.

Yooooo bro, I just gave my Uncle Robert a North Carolina Napalm Cannon and recorded it for us to watch! So funny dude watch Uncle Goddamn to see it in action.

by John Brown is Going Down June 19, 2025

napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.

Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!

by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017

droppin napalm

a crap that burns or stings and sticks to everything

Guy 1: Lets go get some Taco Bell!
Guy2:Dude if I eat that ill be droppin napalm in no time!

by rdawg750 July 29, 2011

ass napalm

Ass napalm is when you RIP ASS so loud and so fowl smelling, that everyone around you feels like they have been bombed harder than a nuke from North Korea.

At that party last week tom dropped some gnarly ass napalm. We had to evacuate the venue.

by Dal10thomas October 20, 2017