Milkman

Someone dad leaving them

I didn’t have a dad growing up

Oh so he was a Milkman

by anonymous July 10, 2022

Milkman

A brown/black guy who prefers white woman.

Ron is dating Matilda, he's a milkman for sure.

by Neojust January 30, 2022

Milkman

A young gay homosexual boy who gets aroused and/or ejaculates when he sees an attractive boy

They often make fun of other people because they are embarrassed about there true sexuality

Do you see Logan over there? I heard he was a milkman.

by Blackopsking January 11, 2011

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2014

Milkman

A milkman is a person who milks a cow and or women to gain profit

I am a milkman and my wife helps my business

by Cyanide and suicide July 14, 2018

Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.

Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.

by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014