Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

by Moby_Dicktator November 21, 2010

Harpooned a fail whale

When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.

Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.

by The Onion Eaters September 20, 2010

Pass the harpoon

When you're in a club and you and your friend spot a whaledie.

That girl over there is a right whale Pass the harpoon!

by Dockerz March 30, 2017

Harpoon

The easiest way to talk about pussy in public; harpoon sounds alot like "her poon". Your bros will understand but it's not too suspicious to anyone else

"You know why I love Asians, they have the tightest harpoons"

by Illiminati4LIFE November 08, 2014

Harpoon

Syringe used for shooting heroin.

In response to the previous comment regarding the 1st verse in the song"Me & Bobby Mcgee" ...Itis well known that the "Harpoon" is a reference to a syringe used for shooting heroin. The "dirty red bandana" is used to tie off the vein.

Who ever wrote that it meant harmonica is guessing and a trolling fool.

by UrBud November 18, 2016

Harpoon

To install something with vigour but not necessarily skill

Harpooned it mate

by winniecakes April 29, 2022