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Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole
The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica
by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018
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Boston Harmonica

When two guys are docked together and a woman licks the two joined shafts like similar to playing the harmonica.
Me and John were hanging out when Sarah come over and we had a 3 way, she's always wanted to try a Boston harmonica.
by PhenicRaider February 24, 2023
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two-man harmonica

For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁
Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”
by mazislime May 18, 2025
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Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band

A cutting edge band, beloved in Palm Beach Society, often performing for the viscount and protoss of plutarch.
Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band wowed Natasha and Tabasco, while General Kazoo frowned.
by chaseoff May 22, 2014
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Rusty Harmonica

The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem
Just wait until we get home baby, you’ve earned yourself a rusty harmonica.
by OlRockthebadAg December 2, 2024
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Out of tune harmonica

Blowing into your partners anus during analingus, in order to build up enough air to cause sound to permeate from the sphincter.
"I got a little too into it last night and accidentally made Jill into an out of tune harmonica."
by gmos-kill February 7, 2018
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porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.
by colintaylorful October 25, 2017
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