Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.
Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!
by DMTeen November 25, 2020
When the Shlong cooperates when banging the female in a way in which is epic and amazing, unlike Erectile disfunction this makes you look like a god amongst the female species rather than a pussy, praise the erectile function mother fucker.
OH GOD I have erectile function
by Blackconnormcgregor May 08, 2023
Person 1: "How is Ben taking a test right now, he's had 18 drinks??"
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
Person 2: "I guess he's just functionally fucked."
by Ttirrem ikslahcim November 29, 2021
All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off
Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.
by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005
by Dick ThunderSword May 09, 2015
The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.
by Kingdom forest March 28, 2017
The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.
by ljgunner September 09, 2009