Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023
Get the Landon Everette Pillatzkimug. Person 1: Who is that sulking in the corner?
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...
by djenrhrnrndnnd December 9, 2020
Get the Phoenix Everettmug. Aka "Ultra Feminist"
Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3
Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3
If Everett were around, life would be easier.
"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."
"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."
by Obama_KnowsPassword3.0 April 2, 2025
Get the Everett (Evett)mug. An absolutely awesome person. No cap on my mama. He is usually 6 foot and has incredible Brainage. Known for having all of the friends and being incredibly smart and wise.
Oh look at that good looking and smart and wise and cool and tall and funny and cool and wise person he must be Everett
by Anonymous person(Everett) December 6, 2021
Get the Everettmug. Moshing like you are wearing a windbreaker, the God's Hate spinkick tested shorts, and black air force ones all at once. Moving with the reckless abandon that can only come from living in Everett WA
by anonymous September 28, 2023
Get the Everett Stylemug. an awkward cringe preteen boy who likes anime and is total cringe. do not talk to him or he will get you into a cringe whirlpool. he is so sassy and says the cringiest things like a pick-me girl and is like, so cringe. also he has cool hair!!! everyone will think he is so cool like omg!!!!
Person 1: omg is that Everett the anime loving boy?
Person 2: yeah I like his hair but he's so awkward
Person 2: yeah I like his hair but he's so awkward
by MOWWY.stalker November 2, 2022
Get the Everettmug. by Everett ott October 20, 2016
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