Drunk Driver

The act of playing Mario Kart with intentions on getting wasted. Goal is to finish an entire beer before the end of a race in any course in the game of Mario Kart.

Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?

Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!

by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011

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drivers test

20 min of your life where u actually have to drive perfectly. aka known as 20 min of hell

Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone

by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013

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Corsa Driver

The car of a pedophile

(Corsa driver) hay 14 year old girl you look noice.
(14 year old) wow attention give me more

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Camry driver

The modern-day equivalent to the classic "Volvo driver". Does not look where they are going, and basically has no regard for other road users.

Today while out shopping I was crossing a pedestrian crossing and nearly got hit by a Camry driver that was speeding up rather than slowing down.

by someoneelse1 December 23, 2011

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Driver's High

An expression used to describe the selfless state of only wishing to accomplish or overindulge in the ecstasy of what one is doing. For example, suicide bombers, Seung Hui-Cho(massacre in Virginia Tech), F1 drivers**, Bungee jumpers, Skydivers

Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
Towards the best finale! Yeah!
Even if I explode and turn into ashes
I'll probably still be laughing, just like this.
See ya again in the next world, Yeah!

by Johnny Hallyday August 21, 2009

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