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While having sex doggystyle and wearing a condom after finishing the male pulls off the now full condom inside out while getting the female's attention so she turns to look back at him, so he can then stick the condom between her eyes thus having pinned the tail on the donkey/ass.
I'm definitely goin to pin the tail on the donkey tonight when I'm done with that chick.
by MediumNasssty April 3, 2022
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This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.
Human 1: Where is the donkey tied? Human 2: You jizz a load so hard
by Kiffytheapple February 15, 2026
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v. (chiefly British): To run a controversial or inflammatory television news story. A television news story constructed specifically to boost ratings through controversy. A television news story crafted for shock value.
We'll start the news cast with the story about the firefighters rescuing the kitten from the cherry tree. Then we'll drop the dead donkey, and run the story about how they fed it to the firehouse Dalmatian afterwards.
by parisofpriam February 4, 2006
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The Real Donkey Kong

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When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.
My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.
by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009
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mark of the swamp donkey

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When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.
"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"
by ArmyDave January 8, 2007
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The Emo Donkey Punch

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When banging your depressed, sniffling, emo girlfriend from behind, instead of punching her in the side of the head before you blow your load - aka the donkey punch - you grab hold of her nose and lip rings, pulling them out right before you burst.
This chic I picked up at the Fall Out Boy show was a little loose, so I gave her The Emo Donkey Punch to tighten her up before I busted my nut.
by pattymills May 27, 2008
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