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Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze

When during the final stages of intercourse, the man completes his orgasm inside his partner's anus, then loweres his face in time for his partner to produce flatulance. This ejects semen combined with fecal matter (Doo-Doo butter) onto the man's face, resulting in a similar appearance to a snowy, speckled, large-footed, mythical mammal.
Last night, Schmidt gave his boyfriend an Alaskan Bigfoot Sneeze for his birthday.
by Fitzalicious June 6, 2018
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Bobo from Finding Bigfoot

Bobo from Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet is a questionable creature. Bobo, a notorious sasquatch, participates in the search of his bretheren with his three co-stars on the show. He secretly tells the sasquatches to hide as he speaks Boboeese.
"Bobo from Finding Bigfoot is a sasquatch himself. He speaks their lingo. He's the reason why we can't find any sasquatches!"
by The Tangible Laugh June 30, 2016
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A situation that is tremendously complicated and almost impossible to fix.
Charlotte: Did you hear about Brent's little escapade?
Chantel: No. What's an escapade?
Charlotte: Doesn't matter. He got caught by Lilli with her mom!!
Chantel: OMG! LOL! STFU!
Charlotte: Talking his way out of that one will be harrier than bigfoot's balls!!
by von groovy July 22, 2017
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Hank da bigfoot/big hank

a person who is a total creeper or a perv and says weird sexual things. Someone who trys to hook up with lil boys by acting like someone there not on facebook. Basically a pedophile.
Chris: Yo this person paul daigler added me on facebook hes trying to act like a girl he wants me to come over.

Cody: dude dnt talk to big hank hes a creeper

Chris: Hank da bigfoot/big hank is a rapist
by xwhitey15x July 6, 2010
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Bigfoot

Bad bitch she like 6 foot, I call her Bigfoot. The bitch fell off I said “get up on your good foot”
by Pinklambo7 January 30, 2024
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Slug the Bigfoot

A euphamism for a man with substantial pubic hairmasterbating.
"With that '70's dick fro you don't just masterbate you slug the bigfoot"
by The_D0ct0r August 23, 2011
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Horizontal Bigfoot

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.
That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.
by Not Eethan February 6, 2024
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