hump attic

a person who will hump ANYTHING

HUSBAND; wow we just wanted to take a walk BUT theres so many hump attics humping random shit along with my wife
WIFE; im humping a chair fuck walks

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

Down Stairs in the attic

Somebody strange or odd.

Or somebody who's a funny type of weird

wow isn't Jamie a down stairs in the attic?!

sometimes you can be such a down stairs in the attic ! LMAO

by penguin5225 September 4, 2018

Dry Attic

Having anal sex with a women in the Attic while she is face deep in insulation.

I gave some broad the Dry attic yesterday, I accidentally killed her though

by RAGEINGMAN November 7, 2019

Dry Attic

When you banging an elderly person in an elevated location or position.

Damn, you hear that Bobby got fired from the retirement home for pulling a Dry Attic?

by MattDahmon November 7, 2019

raccoons in the attic

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

Attic Critter

Someone or someone's, at your apartment,who gets in the attic above your unit and harasses you.. They can see everything you do and screams all God damn night to the early morning, to all the other people in the building... But when you go downstairs to fight them... They don't man-up!

Hey, who's that guy screaming through the walls.. Oh , that's just the attic Critter!

by B9ine November 2, 2022

In The Attic

A pedophile who is in the closet

That old man Jim is in the attic! Watch your kids!

by October 5, 2020