walk of shame

The walk someone makes on their way to clean themselves up from jacking off into their pants.

“Man, I had to make the walk of shame all the way home because I choked the chicken in class.”

by handsoffmyspuds September 15, 2021

Walk of Shame

After a drunk night, you wake and next
to you is a dirty plate of greasy junk food you consumed and forgot you ate. You feel shame and realize you consumed an insane amount of calories and ruined your healthy diet. You pick up the dirty dish and walk it to the sink and try to clean up all evidence of your glutinous night.

Beatrice woke to a plate of half finished nachos and had a walk of shame with the plate to the sink.

by Hezzzzy May 24, 2024

Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

Walk of Shame

When you run out of toilet paper and your the unlucky to leave the bathroom with shit still on your ass and get more toilet paper.

Kevin ran out of toilet paper and I was asleep so he had to take the walk of shame and get more.

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021

Walk of shame

When a private citizen proves that their stance is lawful and correct to a public servant which causes him to turn around and walk away from the situation.

That cop just did the walk of shame because I proved to him that I am on public property and I have a right to be here!

by Carolima in Fort Worth December 15, 2021

Walk of Shame

Being seen with a despicable man who couldn't ever measure up to your worth. This isn't no Jesus walk where he can walk amongst the lowest people and bring healing. Jesus wasn't a woman, and you ain't Jesus.

Girl, you need some self-confidence instead of that walk of shame, R. Kelly.

by Melbell2004 October 25, 2019

Walk of Shame

Mohit Kumar Daga's normal walk.

Did you see Daga walking out of the conference room with his pants loose? Yeah man, that was a total walk of shame.

by Amanomynous January 10, 2019