unicorn fart in the wind

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

my unicorn just ate the moon

If you typed this in to Urban Dictionary you are completely stoned.

my unicorn just ate the moon then i flew away on my computers feet?

by Blawhoa November 17, 2010

Go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell

A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.

Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"

by slackalacka September 16, 2010

The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

The Unicorns

band. Nicholas Neil Diamonds, Alden Ginger, J'aime Tambour and whomever they choose to initiate with secret celestial powers.

The Unicorns exploded into the international indie pop scene after releasing their second cd.

by ugly flower March 10, 2004

The Unicorns

A beautifully amazing indie band.

The Unicorns have made my life into an eternal neon light...which is good.

by Laura March 21, 2005

the unicorns

a trio of unwordly proportions. spawned from montreal, canada, this threesome makes more infectious synth pop than you could ever hope to.

After seeing The Unicorns live, i knew my life was then complete.

by bri June 22, 2004