When you insert golden Schloger and hotdogs in a woman's vagina then proceed to mashing it up inside of her. Once you ejaculate inside pour said product into a bowl and consume it.
by tobiasnazi December 16, 2021
Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...
News tonight at 11, but first:
Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.
John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.
John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...
by Definitely not Kyle March 11, 2017
The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”
by antfuck June 26, 2018
by Dolly Partyon July 25, 2011
Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.
by Butchershy January 01, 2023
A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!
I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.
by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020
by cubanluis March 16, 2008