Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
by The Real Driller August 30, 2022
Get the Poor Old Manmug. Old man spec is describing a trim level on a pick up truck that an elderly man would want. Full leather, power everything, running boards, and typically extended or crew cab.
by Youmagoo March 15, 2019
Get the old man specmug. You know how old people get those veins popping out their skins and it is pretty gross (they look like ropes), those are old man veins
by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013
Get the old man veinsmug. A bar whose primary clientele consists of older men, most of whom are married and go to an old man bar to get away from their wives. Most old man bars are spartanly furnished, and prices tend to be cheaper than average. There is a large overlap with "beer and shot" bars. Most old man bars are working class, as upper class men that age will congregate in country clubs or more upscale drinking establishments.
My unlce always goes to Jack's Tavern, but my aunt doesn't care because it's just an old man bar. He is not going to meet any women there.
by vonratt March 19, 2014
Get the Old Man barmug. Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
Get the Old Man Krumpletootsmug. by Slazenginho November 28, 2021
Get the Old man pissmug. an older man who's looking good for his age!
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this category.
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this category.
by emily b! December 31, 2007
Get the old man fitmug.