Mom

A person similar to a father except identifies as female and is caring and nurturing

Jake:My mom is so nice

by Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 7, 2017

Mom

A woman who gave you birth but literally laughs at everything and says: “That’s cute” to many times to count-

Me: “ Hey Mom?”
My Mom: *laughs at whatever’s on her phone*
Me: “ What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “Here.” *shows me her phone which is 287729370853 years old*
Me: “...What’s so funny?”
My Mom: “The kid!”
Me: “Ha.... ha..... ha........Ha.... so funny...”

Me POV: “Not”

by Idkwhatsgoingon April 18, 2020

Mom

The finder of all things lost that are probably in plain sight but she’s better at looking than you.

Mom, I can’t find my shoes. Can you find them for me?

by The doer of all things March 18, 2018

Mom

The most annoying yet most amazing person you will ever meet

Me : *sneezes*
Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED

2 seconds later...

Me: Mom I’m hungry
Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese?
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Ashmit. April 27, 2019

mom

the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms

moms have the toughest job ever,

by nick November 1, 2008

mom mom

A grandmother. Also known as the mother of your parents.

"your mom mom makes the best apple pie."

by NEphilly January 8, 2005

Mom

Also referred to as mum. She is a mother fucking lifesaver.

Love your mom

by Lololololollolololo) olpop February 25, 2018