Luke Hooper

Luke is a amazing guy who doesn’t take bullshit from anyone. He looses friends but they are fake friends. He is a amazing man who will be making a lot of money in his future.

Have you seen Luke Hooper. He has so much money

by User 14798325 May 10, 2022

ian hooper

the man i look up to. to marry. for him and i to have the share of a kid together and a pet. to be able to spend valentines day with this man. i want to live the rest of my life with him.

boy 1: whos that sexy man??
boy 2: thats ian hooper
boy 1: ok

by unknownbaddie123 December 2, 2020

hooper's pedo ring

Targets special ed that cannot testify against hooper

hooper's pedo ring Just nabbed another special ed

by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024

Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025

Inconsistent Hooper

An inconsistent hooper is when you're good at basketball on some days, and just terrible on other days.

Denzel: Tell me why Kenan is suddenly good today? He was horrible just yesterday!

Matthew: He's an inconsistent Hooper

by 15Crossed April 30, 2025

Hoopered

When you are in a political argument and you post an article to support your views, and it actually says something entirely different. This usually happens because you are too lazy to read past the headline.

My man posted an article supporting his argument that the economy was especially hard on dudes, but 80% of the article was talking about how easy dudes have it. He totally hoopered himself there.

by Pinkflyingmonkey May 15, 2023

Goop Hooper

What ever ethnic race a person from Indiana is

I ran into a bunch of Goop Hoopers at the local mall today.

by lehfon February 26, 2024