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gum the d 

The process of knocking all of one's teeth out, and then proceeding to force them to slurp on your penis, using their gums, which formerly had teeth, but longer have teeth, because you just knocked them all out.

Note: "d" refers to dick
Guy 1: Hey, your sisters cute

Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before she lost all her teeth and gummed my d

Guy 1: yo, can I gum the d too?
gum the d by DJ Sketch February 1, 2009
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I'd knock the dust off of that 

I'd fuck that old lady
When you see an hot old lady .
You can say " I'd knock the dust off of that."

Split The D 

1. Originally a mathematics term for dividing the difference.

2. Considered to be a sports term for breaking through the defensive line. Commonly used in Hockey, Soccer, Football, & Lacrosse.

3. When used as a verb Splitting The D can act has add lib for relatively anything party or sexual related. Originally coined in the Western Pennsylvania / Pittsburgh Area in the local music scene.
"Did you see John? Hes completely passed out on the bathroom floor! Talk about Splitting The D"

"I'm incredibly sexually frustrated. I really need to Split The D"
Split The D by MrGoodBones September 8, 2012

Dropping the D 

When a guitarist drops the low E string down to a D, usually implying he's about to look like an ass playing power chords.

This, however, excludes D Standard tuning, where the guitarist will also drop the B string to an A, and the top E string to a D as well.
Judgmental Person A - "Hey, this guy sucks at guitar. But let's stay and watch anyways for the fun of it."

Judgmental Person B - "I know dude right?"

Judgmental Person C - "Oh damn, he's dropping the D. I can't wait to see this."

bob on the d 

Bob on the D- the act of bobbing on the dick

V. blowjob
Adj.
"Hey Yo Crack she bob on the D man?"
bob on the d by ike71 December 30, 2006

Getting the D 

The act of having sex or sexual activities with a penis; getting some man candy in your bed; getting some dick.

Said by the receiving end, guy or girl, owner of the mouth, vagina, or booty.
Susie: So are we going to that party you told me about?
Lucy: Hell yeah, I'm getting the D tonight!

or

Susie: So did you get the get the D from Keith?
Lucy: No, he told me it'd "ruin the friendship" or some bullshit like that.
Susie: Wow what a little bitch.
Lucy: Yeah I know, I just want the D.
Getting the D by LetMeSeeIt February 12, 2013