Canadians

A bunch of sorry's and eh's living in the moment, don't mess with one or you'll be spending the night in a cold ass igloo while they teach you the Canadian national anthem.
Americans: fuck off
Australians: fuck you
Canadians: oh fuck sorry, I can pay for the damage myself and I can also.....
by Make_a_wish_kid December 06, 2018
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Canadians

Code word for a single person or group at a restaurant that are likely to: Not tip; Complain about the bill; Dine & Dash.
The waitress kept her eye on the Canadians for concern she would get stiffed with the bill.
by Swisher rolled tight November 09, 2020
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A Canadian

Code word for a member of an ethnic group you don't want to/ are not allowed to offend, while talking about them in front of their backs.
Because it's not politically incorrect to make derogatory comments about (a-boot) Canadians.
Possible root: Puerto RiCans, AfriCans...
Have you met Filmore?
Who's that?
A Canadian dude that just started in Accounting.
Ohhhh.
by Rick-o October 26, 2006
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Canadian

A slang term for African Americans used by a small, but growing group of people in Indiana and Chicago. The term was created as a substitute for the pejorative, Nigger, in order to express the term but avoid any conflicts.
God damn Canadians.

...there were a bunch of Canadians standing outside the club so I sprinted as fast as I could.
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Canadian

Someone who constantly looks for ways to justify their existance by naming off various milestones or inventions created by other Canadians so that others will take notice.

Like the skinny kid with thick glasses at the back of the classroom, they try very hard to impress with all their statistics on Canada's gun crime rates versus the U.S.A. and constantly fawn over faults in American foreign policy while ignoring what atrocities their own country and corporations have done to others.

Talisman Energy ring a bell? I thought so. How about the major Canadian book retailer that backs "lone soldiers" in the state of Israel? No? Hmmmm...
You Canadians need to concentrate on your own problems. And there are many.
by Bleepedybloops June 21, 2007
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Canadian

An amoeba-like individual originating from the "room above the party," otherwise known as canada. Has tendencies of speaking misinformation, quoting outdated statistics, and often voices anti-American sentiments. Usually ends sentences with the word, "eh," even when making a simple statement as brain power is quite limited. Occasionally tries hard to differentiate itself from an American due to having a weak identity, suffering from mild retardation. These prideful, boastful, passive-aggressive life forms are often found blogging or spreading propaganda throughout the world to demonstrate the wonders of canada (also often referred to as canadia or canaDUH). These life forms come in many shapes and sizes, but generally have roundish bodies accompanied by short, sausage-like appendages and incredibly ugly faces. Suffering from hypocritical tendencies, it rarely is taken seriously in the context of others.
Look! Did you see that canadian? It is so ugly and dumb it looks like it sat its face on fire and tried to put it out with an axe!
by America will Beat YOUR ASS! August 04, 2010
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canadian

Someone who is needlessly nice or says Sorry too much
A: Why did you just say Sorry to that guy in the supermarket, you both bumped into each other
B: I don't know, it seemed like a nice thing to say
A: Fuckin' Canadian
by SugarHood November 28, 2015
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