West Brit

A person from Dublin who wishes that secretly wishes Dublin was part of Britain as they are so superior to the rest of Ireland

Dublin is full of west Brit wankers

by Podge (not Rodge) January 5, 2006

brit fit

To freak out, shave your head, attack photographers with umbrellas, etc.

She's on the news again, chucked another brit fit.

by Cowboy Jim February 27, 2007

Brit Hume

Fox News' resident undead anchor. About five years ago Hume died in the middle of a broadcast. No one noticed, including Hume who has been broadcasting nonstop ever since.

Today Barack Obama wins the Iowa Caaucus what does this mean for Hillary... brains. BRAINS. Want brains!

*Brit Hume devours intern*

by Mal... May 15, 2008

West Brit

An Irish man/ woman who believes or wishes they were British, despises their own history and culture, usually works for RTÉ

Joe Duffy hates the Wolfe Tones? Ah sure no wonder, he’s a West Brit anyway

by mickolearyjackson October 3, 2023

Texas Brit

An Australian man who act's more western while having an eastern accent/origin.

Man 1: "Is that guy from the UK? His accent is kind of similar".
Man2: "Not quite, he's actually a Texas Brit, don't overthink it".

by glasscage March 29, 2022

Brit Toe

Upon leaving a pub or any drinking establishment, an individual (usually male) uses his legs to steer the car so that he can masturbate while driving. Very talented individuals can steer the car with just one toe.

The practice originated in Britain but has since traveled as far west as California.

I was leaving my house in Orinda, California and was all tense and stressed out for an upcoming meeting. So, I pulled a Brit Toe and arrived cool, calm and relaxed.

by ArnieP April 19, 2011

Brit-tard

British retard, generally a chav but also applied to British nerds.

-"Hey, do you like my outfit?" -"Dude, wearing that chav shirt you look like a Brit-tard. Go change!"

by DCoitus August 11, 2010