An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.
1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.
2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!
2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!
by HardenThicke December 03, 2009
Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.
After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.
by Aloicious September 09, 2003
Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.
Fiona, you have a baboon face!
by K-Dawg February 14, 2003
by JE Begley April 11, 2011
a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.
by Mike Sobchack November 06, 2007
by Sammers January 13, 2023
Man, I hate all these black baboons roaming the streets these days. I wish I could just chain em up and whip em like the good old days.
by Melon_muncher December 02, 2022