thanksgiving clap back

Comebacks for when your family is interrogating you during holiday get togethers

Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

by Welcometotheblavkparade March 4, 2016

Thanos

A purple bald Titan that resembles Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars. His goals are to bring "balance" into the universe by killing half of all life to prevent their worlds from suffering the same collapse as his people. Arguably the "protagonist" anti protagonist of Infinity War and the upcoming Avengers 4.

Thanos "You should have aimed for the head".

by A Human Male July 4, 2018

Thanksfucking

Avoiding going to your parents home for Thanksgiving beacuse they are all insane morons and instead staying in and fucking the shit out of your girlfriend

"Sorry Mom, can't make home for Thanksgiving. Im staying in for Thanksfucking!"

by Cottage Guy September 27, 2011

Thankshallowmas

A post-modern holiday created in 2004 by Kathy Carey of Chicago. It combines the best traditions of Thanksgiving (meal), Halloween (candy, costumes, decorations) and Christmas (presents, decorations). Thankshallowmas traditionally takes place on the first Saturday following Halloween. It also exempts Kathy's in-laws from any further holiday celebrations with her family, which makes it all worth it.

Dude! I got that sweet lego set from Grandma for Thankshallowmas!

by |||gp||| November 5, 2011

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Something I see after I send a definition to UD.

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Oh.

by Thanks! We've sent you an em April 4, 2013

Thanksgrieving

Thanksgrieving (Thenks-greeve-ing): when you spend Thanksgiving mourning your family situation instead of being thankful.

1. I was Thanksgrieving after my weird third cousin brought politics to the Thanksgiving dinner table.
2. We spent the day Thanksgrieving after our entire extended family ditched us.

by I stole your girl November 26, 2017

Thanos

A giant space grape that was raked alive and now collects rocks for a living

Thanos is a thicc grape

by Jeffaldoo May 5, 2019