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In road cycling parlance this indicates that the rider is too heavy to properly ascend hills and mountains.
In road cycling parlance this indicates that the rider is too heavy to properly ascend hills and mountains.
by Champagne Charlie January 2, 2013
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Get the tftf mug.(abbrev.) Too Funny To Fix - When an outcome, by way of humorous error, becomes more valuable than the intended outcome. Typically applied to contextually-inappropriate automatic corrections.
John: "I need to pick up some thongs for the church raffle."
Janet: ?? lol
John:*things :p
Janet: tftf
Janet: ?? lol
John:*things :p
Janet: tftf
by itstillhaswordsinit February 28, 2014
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by Lewor aka Nitsubi June 22, 2011
Get the TFTL mug.Stands for "Tit for the ride". This occurs when you are hooking up with a girl and your ride comes. So you decide to get a good farewell by hooking up with her really quick and put your hand(s) on her breast(s) to get some action before you leave.
Kevin: Shit....my mom is here.
Jenni: Alright Kev, I'll see you tommorow.
Kevin: Lets hookup real quick!
Jenni: Yeah let's do it!
Kevin: (After Making out) Bye Jenni! I have to go now (takes hand of her breast).
Rob (on the phone): Hey Kevin, did u get any action?
Kevin: Yeah we hooked up during the movie and I got tftr when I had to leave.
Rob: Nice. Were they big?
Kevin: Yes very. I only got a quick grab but I could definitely tell they were nice.
Jenni: Alright Kev, I'll see you tommorow.
Kevin: Lets hookup real quick!
Jenni: Yeah let's do it!
Kevin: (After Making out) Bye Jenni! I have to go now (takes hand of her breast).
Rob (on the phone): Hey Kevin, did u get any action?
Kevin: Yeah we hooked up during the movie and I got tftr when I had to leave.
Rob: Nice. Were they big?
Kevin: Yes very. I only got a quick grab but I could definitely tell they were nice.
by Michael with the cakes August 30, 2011
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