TFTF

Thanks for the follow. (Twitter)

TFTF; hope you get some good info from my Tweets!

by TechieKnow April 16, 2009

tftf

too fat to fuck

used as a polite way to turn a girl down.

girl: "hey what u doin this friday"

guy: "naa you're tftf"

girl: "huh?

by randyakathunderakafd August 29, 2003

TFTC

Too Fat To Climb

In road cycling parlance this indicates that the rider is too heavy to properly ascend hills and mountains.

After being off the bike through winter, Dick is TFTC

by Champagne Charlie January 2, 2013

tftf

too fucked to function

joe:yo man have another one.
samson:no man im tftf.

by therollercoaster July 25, 2011

TFTF

(abbrev.) Too Funny To Fix - When an outcome, by way of humorous error, becomes more valuable than the intended outcome. Typically applied to contextually-inappropriate automatic corrections.

John: "I need to pick up some thongs for the church raffle."

Janet: ?? lol
John:*things :p
Janet: tftf

by itstillhaswordsinit February 28, 2014

TFTL

Short for Thanks For The Like. Commonly used on social networking sites like Facebook.

Hey man, TFTL

by Lewor aka Nitsubi June 22, 2011

tftr

Stands for "Tit for the ride". This occurs when you are hooking up with a girl and your ride comes. So you decide to get a good farewell by hooking up with her really quick and put your hand(s) on her breast(s) to get some action before you leave.

Kevin: Shit....my mom is here.

Jenni: Alright Kev, I'll see you tommorow.

Kevin: Lets hookup real quick!

Jenni: Yeah let's do it!

Kevin: (After Making out) Bye Jenni! I have to go now (takes hand of her breast).

Rob (on the phone): Hey Kevin, did u get any action?

Kevin: Yeah we hooked up during the movie and I got tftr when I had to leave.

Rob: Nice. Were they big?

Kevin: Yes very. I only got a quick grab but I could definitely tell they were nice.

by Michael with the cakes August 30, 2011