Texan Fireball

The act of smoking crack out of your partner's anal cavity.
"Hey Jim, what'd you do with that girl last night?"

"I took her home and gave her a Texan Fireball."

"Nice."
by Drunk Carl September 24, 2015
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Sweaty Texan

When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands
I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan
by Sweaty Sean 1488 October 01, 2022
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Texan Perimeter

When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.
"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"
by RowdyCoyote May 01, 2020
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Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.
Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.
by tapler May 08, 2012
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Ol' Texan

This is an oral sex move performed by the nostrils. You put the clit in one nostril and close the other with your finger. You then blow as hard you can like you are blowing your nose without a tissue. You can also suck in to get that Rasberry affect going on. It feels just as good as a wand vibrator but with more settings.
"Girl, he took me back to his place and gave me an Ol' Texan, I havnt nut like that in years"

"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"
by ButChugNugs April 20, 2022
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Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.
"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."
by DasTesseract January 29, 2016
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Texan Teabag

When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.
Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!
by Some_Dude5846 June 13, 2008
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