Texan Perimeter

When you have sex with a girl in a perimeter of ten gallon hats.

"Yeah dude I fucked Jolene in a Texan Perimeter."
"Yeehaw partner!"

by RowdyCoyote April 30, 2020

Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.

"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Sweaty Texan

When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands

I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan

by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 30, 2022

Amarillo Texan

Someone who knows how to cater. Write a menu. Run a restaurant and love their City!

Amarillo Texan, Wade Ryan Cates and his famous sourdough cinnamon rolls are made exclusively in Amarillo.

by Wade Ryan Cates December 11, 2021

Texan Fireball

The act of smoking crack out of your partner's anal cavity.

"Hey Jim, what'd you do with that girl last night?"

"I took her home and gave her a Texan Fireball."

"Nice."

by Drunk Carl November 7, 2015

The Texan Finger

The act of entering another man anally with a hand formed into the shape of a gun. Typically regarded as a show of disrespect, especially if performed in the state of Texas where homosexuality is strongly frowned upon.

"He gave me the finger; I gave him the Texan Finger"

by andyg69 March 1, 2017

Texan Teabag

When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.

Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!

by Some_Dude5846 June 24, 2008