Tex

A tall scrawny ass who looks like a mix between Trent and a bird. Enjoys spreading his assholes to others and will do just about anything with enough encouragement. Texes are very loud and constantly refer to eating ass. Overall Texes are hella lit and love attention.

Guy: YEAH TEX, SPREAD 'EM!!!!!

Tex: *Proceeds to spread asshole in front of camera*

by UltraDankMemes420 May 11, 2016

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

Good thinkin' tex!

good thinking sir

Person 1: "Isn't Bismark the capital of North Dakota?"
Person 2: "Good thinkin' tex!"

by jdubyaalard October 21, 2010

Tex

When used for non texan/cowboy wannabes. Another name for the gortex crew in the 90s.

Anyone sterotyping someone not wearing asian textiles like gortex with some crappy brand on them is a Tex. (Ie a Columbia jacket)

Howdy tex! I see you got your jacket at the discount store (temu) because you couldn't afford leather.

by WGstyles February 18, 2025

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

Tex-ass

A nickname for an ex from Texas that's an asshole.

My ex is really a Tex-ass when he acts dumb.

by Hannaleelu May 23, 2025

Dirty Tex

The act of slathering rocky road ice cream on your penis, then having dirty anal sex and trying to figure out if the ice cream is still on your penis or if you became captain poop dick.

I got drunk last night and gave that hoe a dirty tex!

by Unclefucker89 December 19, 2022