Tex

A tall scrawny ass who looks like a mix between Trent and a bird. Enjoys spreading his assholes to others and will do just about anything with enough encouragement. Texes are very loud and constantly refer to eating ass. Overall Texes are hella lit and love attention.

Guy: YEAH TEX, SPREAD 'EM!!!!!

Tex: *Proceeds to spread asshole in front of camera*

by UltraDankMemes420 May 11, 2016

Tex

A tall scrawny ass who looks like a mix between Trent and a bird. Enjoys spreading his assholes to others and will do just about anything with enough encouragement. Texes are very loud and constantly refer to eating ass. Overall Texes are hella lit and love attention.

Guy: YEAH TEX, SPREAD 'EM!!!!!

Tex: *Proceeds to spread asshole in front of camera*

by UltraDankMemes420 May 11, 2016

Tex

A tall scrawny ass who looks like a mix between Trent and a bird. Enjoys spreading his assholes to others and will do just about anything with enough encouragement. Texes are very loud and constantly refer to eating ass. Overall Texes are hella lit and love attention.

Guy: YEAH TEX, SPREAD 'EM!!!!!

Tex: *Proceeds to spread asshole in front of camera*

by UltraDankMemes420 May 11, 2016

Dork-tex

A dork vortex. All dorkiness is attracted to it, and there's no escape.

You are a buffoon. Such a dork-tex!

by longjohnsilverboy1017 February 22, 2021

TEX

A pessoa mais gay que eu alguma vez vi

Aquele gajo é bué tex

by o chupa pilas February 1, 2023

Dirty Tex

When your banging the old lady in the shower and the fellas come by with jerky to refuel

We gave my buddy the Dirty Tex while he was banging the old lady in the shower

by Farmboy2188 January 22, 2024

Dirty Tex

The act of slathering rocky road ice cream on your penis, then having dirty anal sex and trying to figure out if the ice cream is still on your penis or if you became captain poop dick.

I got drunk last night and gave that hoe a dirty tex!

by Unclefucker89 December 19, 2022