Tenties

The word used to describe a tent shaped bed sheet while created having intercourse with someone of the other sex, or while using your morning wood as a tent pole.

Would you like to play tenties?

by Gordy Harper November 2, 2011

testespwnd

while similar to teabagging, this is a much safer alternative, seeing as the testes are placed on the forehead instead of in the mouth to avoid any injuries from a disgruntled testespwnee

omg, did u see that, he just got totally testespwnd in the face!!!!!111!!!!two!!

by SupaFly_ July 15, 2005

slap testie

When you sit down and your testies decide to move about and get themselves squashed in some way.

"Poor old Roland just gave himself a right slap testie"

by Ligeynuts July 3, 2008

tasty testes

just a funny phrase to utter; comes from my roommate Kyle; we were talking about whether it was cooler to say "testes" or "testicles", and Kyle voted for testes because you can stick "tasty" in front of testes and it sounds really funny

Ooooh, tasty testes!!

by the beav February 25, 2005

testie-blowout

what happens when you see an incredibly fine individual and you haven't experienced a release of semen for a while

I was sitting there on the bus when this super-hottie got on and i was like "aaaaah, what a Testie-Blowout she is...."

by kymcleod November 8, 2003

testless

being without testicles or gonads
both literally (like a eunuch or being with no balls)
and figuratively (like a coward)

and now you're testless you motherf*cking whore!

by secretdiary1212 November 30, 2010

texties

Short pieces of text, usually found on a website.

"This site is down"
"Leave the peas"

by Jon January 19, 2005