Tennis Kissing 

The act of Tennis Kissing is where one repeatedly kisses two people back and forth like in a game of Tennis. This generally promotes a threesome which happens soon afterwards.

Male1: That tall blonde tennis kissed Geordie and Jacob last night
Male2: Wow, did they have a threesome later?
Male1: Nah, they proceeded to spit on unsuspecting people while on the dance floor and lost track of the girl while doing so.

Tennis kissing saves lives

Tennis Kissing by DriverD May 19, 2014

Tennis Stick 

A tennis racket used by waluigi

1:wow waluigi has a tennis stick

2&3:racket BENNETT, racket.......

Tennis Stick by DanielXpert September 5, 2018

Tennis Center Sand Point 

a bunch of crackheads trying to teach kids and adults tennis. and one thomas palsell who will become a professional tennis player. and another coach kyle who lives in coffee and flexes flexes his mercedes.

omg she works at tennis center sand point. she is on some kind of crack.

Tennis Center Sand Point by 420oncrack October 26, 2019

Tennis Court Vibes 

The vibe you get when you're walking on soil or a path with red stones that ressemble a tennis court.

He was walking on the little red stones when he got the tennis court vibes.

Tennis Court Vibes by Whoopty679 January 27, 2021

Tennis Shoe Pond 

A fishing spot where you are either tresspassing, or fishing without a liscense. So when the game warden or property owner shows up you'll need to have on some tennis shoes because you're gonna be running.

"Dont wear them boots boy, We goin to a tennis shoe pond"
"Dont be too loud, we're fishing at a tennis shoe pond"
"Oh shit they're calling the cops! We gotta go. I guess that's what I get for coming to a damn tennis shoe pond.

Tennis Shoe Pond by vacazoa September 5, 2023

Tennis Rig 

A body shape which is appealing to those who carry the male appendage. Most generally possessed by girls, a tennis rig is the ultimate desire of the common man due to its even proportion and well defined traits. In prominent tennis regions such as Russia, teenage girls are often ridiculed (see:judged) on the quality of their tennis rig.

A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.

Example 1:

Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?

Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive

Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.

Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!

Example 2:

Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?

Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace

Bro 1: ....

Bro 2: Anyway was she good?

Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.

Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!

Bro 1: You displease me.

Tennis Rig by Festibat March 23, 2011

tennis at one 

A euphemism for "Fuck you!" coined by the Hill sisters of Ashland KY when their children were young. Can also be used in lieu of flipping someone off in mixed company. The phrase came from an episode of "Mad About You" in which Paul Reiser's character has just had words with a client. As the client storms offsreen, Paul calls out, "Are we still on for tennis? . . . Does that mean at 1:00?"

You missed the turn back there, Sheena. Tennis at one, Cheryl.

tennis at one by CherylK December 19, 2005