Telebropathic

When you communicate with your bro, through a look.

Telepathic powers between bros if you will.

My buddy had a chick over the other night that he is trying to get on a date with and she seems interested. Suddenly she told us she was inviting her other semi boyfriend thing over, and he and I looked at eachother and instantly had a telebropathic conversation of,

Him: What the fuck?
Me: Dude I don't know, Da Fuck.
Him: Well I'm done with that.
Me: I don't blame you.

Night moved on.

by FatElbowsAreMyThing August 5, 2014

Get my TEEEEJ on!

To openly admit, you will be involved in sexual activities, paid heavily for something, or spend a huge amount of money immediately afterwards you say this phrase!

Thomas: Hey Nikko, what are you and Diana doing tonight?
Nikko: I'm taking her to my place, and I'm going to get my TEEEEJ on!!!!

Warren: Sweet, next week we're getting paid then I'm going to get my TEEEEJ on!

by pnoy03balla June 10, 2011

tele

Short for “television”
British, common usage.

“Anything good on tele tonight?”

by Peter Williams May 8, 2004

talee nelson

an asshole who only thinks of himself and is stubborn in every way,doesnt give a shit if he hurts as long as he's happy.only thinks of himself,and is very rude and mean.but you still love him.

talee nelson: i love you
me: i love you too
talee nelson: i hate you
me: wtf..

by rooanne March 30, 2009

Telebone

The act of participating in phone sex.

I totally teleboned her.

You wanna telebone?

by Cord Montgomery March 31, 2007

Taleesha

Hottest girl you will ever meet! All the boys want her because she is so amazing. Often hated by haters, but loved by her friends. Most of the time has more male friends than female because she is a cool, easy going chick. who loves to party, loves to laugh, and have a good time. Very sexy, has lots of friends, and the sweetest girl on the world. Hilarious, flirty, awesome. Big assets.

"Dannng, that girl is so sexy!"

"She's a Taleesha."

"I CALL DATING HER FIRST!"

"Yeah, bro, well I'MMA SCREW HER FIRST!"

"We'll see about that!"

Hilarious,flirty,awesome,Taleesha

by Swagness1212 June 10, 2013

Telecommuning

Once trend, now status quo of spending more virtual time with our fellow human beings than actual face-time.
The act of living through social media, online games, email and text-messages rather than picking up the phone (as initially intended) to CALL another person or as a means to truly "stay in touch" via conversation or to facilitate actual get-togethers or live social events.
A reliance on having numerous online "followers" that staves off loneliness the way a picnic ora good, old-fashioned softball game with friends, acquaintances and family members once did.
Like telecommuTing, a form of attendance and human interaction we can manage from "virtually" anywhere, diminishing the need for proximity with family, friends and coworkers.

"Thanks to telecommuting and telecommuning I never need to leave the house!"
"Ashley is super popular. She telecommunes with her 19,000 closest friends all the time!"

by TheSquidGirl May 24, 2014