A mythical bearded wizard of Chinese, Japanese, Siamese or some kind of Asian persuasion who spits metaphorical oracle fire from his tongue and dispenses tow trucks and/or diapers with a flick of his wrist. Usually seen with a beautiful and fashionable siren at his side .
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