Technoposer

An IT Specialist who knows nothing about IT but is able to fool many people into believing he is a Specialist due to impressive googling skills and improvisation of previously implemented IT protocols.

Sachin pretends to be an IT Specialist but is in fact a "Technoposer"

by KingPrash December 10, 2010

bum technology

Any sort of tool, shelter, or device crafted from materials easily accessible to the homeless by a homeless person. An example would be a bench press constructed from two wooden crates, a slab of plywood, some rusty bike frames, and a large metal rod fitted with bags of sand or cinderblocks on either end.

"Is that homeless guy fishing with a stick and some pipe cleaners?"

"Yep. That's some serious bum technology"

by dudemanguybroface April 12, 2010

Sandwich technology school

Horrid! Seagulls every where and the shit on you 24/7 and everyone stinks like weed. Jake birtwell is so small even a year 3 is taller then him. Holly porter is a poo face as well.

Random: have you heard of sandwich technology school

Random 2: yh it’s where the annoying people go

by Hdhdnjdndnsndjjsjf February 8, 2020

Food Technology Class

A class that you mess around with food and you get yelled by the teacher

Dillon: I got yelled by the teacher during Food Technology Class
Jeffrey: me too

by derpythincow February 25, 2021

Butterface Technology

Technology like make-up or photo filters to enhance the appearance of someone who is not attractive without it.

I've been talking with this cute chick online and we decided to meet up. That's when I realized she catfished me using butterface technology!

by advfreak August 7, 2023

Wembley high technology college

Every kid who went here hates it but they're all better then the rest. We all hate our life but at least we're smart

"I'm from Wembley high technology college and therefore better then you"

by Fuckeverythingandyourmother October 21, 2020

technobollox

Akin to technobabble, TechnoBollox is completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance levels multiplied by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technophobe: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
IT guy: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

by Ciaran_ October 27, 2006