Teatard

A resident of the U.K., England in particular, who is considered dim or ridiculous.

Last night I saw a wasted, high dude running from the cops, screaming slurs and cussing them out in a British accent. Must be a Teatard!

by Geegee Gee January 29, 2014

Teagan

Teagan might be a gypsy, but by all accounts she's a blue blooded American girl, I tell you what. Teagan has a strong back, great for lifting heavy things if you need her to, but don't ask her because she doesn't respond well to questions. Teagan can crush a bag of grapes with her thighs, and says she can do larger and more difficult fruits if the opportunity ever arises. Teagan has a wonderful smile, but a terrible frown, and a middle of the road wink. If Teagan asks you for money, lend it to her. The chances of her paying you back are pretty high, from what I've been told. Teagan has long brown hair, but she'll cut it for the right role in this movie I'm doing about jungle commandos who are also talking puppies. The voice of the main puppy is Ray Romano.

I found out Teagan stole all my disposable cameras, and I had photos on there that I haven't gotten developed yet. This is a real bummer.

by GoodBoyToastBoy May 3, 2018

teatard

A british person a.k.a A stupid asshole

I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 26, 2010

teatard

someone who drinks so much tea, the become retarded

Bob: Lay off that tea man.
Phil: Why should I.
Bob: 2 times 2
Phil: Nail Sneaker Doorknob
Bob: You fucken teatard

by Dan Travis January 31, 2009

TeaTard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.

Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham. It was on this day Jim became a TeaTard.

by Kirks Monkey January 24, 2010

teagarette

A teagarette is made up of tea. It looks like a cigarette since it has a filter. Most of the time, there isn’t any tobacco or nicotine within it. Also, it is said to clear smokers’ lungs. By the way, a teagarette has a nice design.

Hey bloke, have a teagarette!

by KingDaTess February 6, 2021

Teagan

teagan is a kind beautiful human being, shes always there for you and always gets the guys. shes hot and is never single. shes a homie hopper as u would say or easy.

i need a gf

then ask out teagan

by finnin June 10, 2022