Topolski

When a man takes two penises up his ass at the same time, while performing oral sex on three men

Dude, I heard that Jeff gave five guys the topolski last night.

by Jeff Topo December 16, 2008

taplin

One beer.

"You on it tonight mate?"
"Nah got work tomorrow, I'll only come for a taplin"

*Mate goes up to order*
(You) "Source me a taplin!"

by migueltapasgoal October 6, 2011

Tapout

An MMA type clothing company. before this brand was popular, people who actually train wore these. unfortunatly once UFC got popular the brand got a bad rap because nowadays only fat kids and bros who dont even train wear these shirts.

MMA fighter driving home from gym waits at red light:"wow this guy in front of me is a serious jackass"
Bro in lifted truck with tapout stick on rear windsheild proceedes to blow smoke from muffler onto the fighter's toyota corolla. MMA fighter folows truck home and then beats the crap out of driver. MMA fighter thinks to himself, "what has happened to tapout fans".

by keepskatin'bro August 21, 2011

tarpoleon

n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.

"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."

Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"

by Richard Black July 7, 2005

tadpole soup

A highly nutritious and natural Soup, obtained from the Pisshole of a Man. Good for Vegan Lesbians.

Said to a Vegan Lesbo, " What you want is a big helping of Tadpole Soup.

by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003

TapouT

A brand of clothing, priced a little high like Abercrombie but for Mixed Martial artist and fighters alike. They're good but they get a bad rep from chodes wearing their shit.

TapouT has some respectable attire.

by Shogun1 April 20, 2008

Tampoline

Something girls use to bounce on. It is usually quite supple, though not, unfortunately, subtle. The sport of tampolining can be dangerous, with a possible risk of Contamplination. Side effects include sweating, dilated pupils, auditory and visual hallucinations, most commonly seeing red stars in front of your eyes or a fat man in a tutu who shouts "EMINENCE! EMINENCE!" and hearing the Travelling Wilburys when the sun sets. Your voice may also go up an octave and start sounding slightly like Roy Orbison and you may feel a constant need to rub yourself erotically on anything vaguely related to Norway. This disease is not generally serious, though the worst cases have been known to result in proposal, leading to decreased spatal awareness and being cloven in two. Where more common diseases like Shureydia and Fistula Sylvanitis can be caused by such rudimentary items like cinnamon and meatballs, Contamplination is actually cured by rubbing cloves all over your body.

"And I found out the bitch had Contamplination... so I ground her with my pestle"
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."

by a victim of tampolining January 22, 2009