Tainted

The in-between of being buzzed and drunk. Its a more accurate way of describing being tipsied.

m1- I am not drunk but I'm not buzzed either... what am I?
m2- Bro you are tainted.

by floridalyfe September 15, 2011

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Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011

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Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.

"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!

by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008

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Tanise

She likes food,soccer,food,music and instagram.plays cello, but wants to quit. She is hella hot!(no homo) and she is my best friend...

Kid 1:Hey! Did you see Tanise? She scored a goal while eating McDonalds French fries, and then played victory music on the cello and took a selfie in 10 seconds!!
Kid 2: DAYUM I should hook up wit her

by Tanisesstalker April 24, 2016

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