A completely not made up religion about our lord and savior William Howard Taft
Place of Prayer in household is a bathtub.
Place of Prayer in household is a bathtub.
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by A taftist October 18, 2017
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Get the Tafter mug.An unintelligent specimen of society whose entire existence is based off their inability to be accepted to The Hotchkiss School.
Tafties party with sex offenders, smoke crack, and star in subpar porn videos. Unfortunately, their education does not prepare them for anything else. Tafties usually take out their anger by accusing Hotchkiss girls of doing coke, which is something they've always longed to try but have been unable to afford.
Tafties party with sex offenders, smoke crack, and star in subpar porn videos. Unfortunately, their education does not prepare them for anything else. Tafties usually take out their anger by accusing Hotchkiss girls of doing coke, which is something they've always longed to try but have been unable to afford.
Admissions statistics:
100% of Hotchkiss students were accepted to Taft
0% of Taftie students were accepted to Hotchkiss
Hotchkiss endowment: $350,678,000
Taft endowment: $2,000
100% of Hotchkiss students were accepted to Taft
0% of Taftie students were accepted to Hotchkiss
Hotchkiss endowment: $350,678,000
Taft endowment: $2,000
by squirttle1 December 2, 2009
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by Fatdogface July 5, 2016
Get the tafton mug.To be "Tafted" is to screw someone else in an extreme fashion, as if you have forcibly lodged them in a bathtub. Also implies that you are too obese to fit into a standard-sized bathtub
Refers to William Howard Taft, 27th President of the US who got stuck in the White House bathtub due to his extreme weight (>330 lbs, largest of any president).
Refers to William Howard Taft, 27th President of the US who got stuck in the White House bathtub due to his extreme weight (>330 lbs, largest of any president).
"Fred was supposed to give me the presentation on Monday but didn't even show up for work. He totally Tafted me. I hate that guy."
by thaoneAP April 6, 2009
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