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Taftism

A completely not made up religion about our lord and savior William Howard Taft
Place of Prayer in household is a bathtub.
I'm a taftist of taftism
by A taftist October 18, 2017
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Tafton

A fun guy who loves to run and scream randomly. He is the kind of guy thats afraid to fall in love. He will play you hard and try to be friends after he’s caring underneath the surface and his family and friends love him
Emily: Tafton is such a great person
Greg:yes he is!!
by haberjaber November 30, 2019
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Tafting

The act of slapping your lips together when eating.
Quit tafting your lips on that drumstick, I can't hear the television!
by Stinky Willard August 12, 2021
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Tafter

the time in which the penis enters the vaginal arena.
its tafter time
by Yiyah December 30, 2009
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Taftie

An unintelligent specimen of society whose entire existence is based off their inability to be accepted to The Hotchkiss School.

Tafties party with sex offenders, smoke crack, and star in subpar porn videos. Unfortunately, their education does not prepare them for anything else. Tafties usually take out their anger by accusing Hotchkiss girls of doing coke, which is something they've always longed to try but have been unable to afford.
Admissions statistics:
100% of Hotchkiss students were accepted to Taft
0% of Taftie students were accepted to Hotchkiss

Hotchkiss endowment: $350,678,000
Taft endowment: $2,000
by squirttle1 December 2, 2009
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tafton

A girl that is an acual party pooper. She enjoys showing up to parties she wasn't invited to and pooping. Other than that she is an amazing young girl who always tells the truth.
Hey did Tafton poop at your party?
Yeah.
by Fatdogface July 5, 2016
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Tafted

To be "Tafted" is to screw someone else in an extreme fashion, as if you have forcibly lodged them in a bathtub. Also implies that you are too obese to fit into a standard-sized bathtub

Refers to William Howard Taft, 27th President of the US who got stuck in the White House bathtub due to his extreme weight (>330 lbs, largest of any president).
"Fred was supposed to give me the presentation on Monday but didn't even show up for work. He totally Tafted me. I hate that guy."
by thaoneAP April 6, 2009
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