Taffahoe

A person who is a hoe, but more than that, they smell bad, almost like clams, and are typically a minority (or just really ugly).

Yo Mexi, you're such a taffahoe.
Stfu, what the hell does that even mean?
Ahahaha, taff!

by The Taff December 15, 2012

Texas Taffy

A loose, stretchy, thigh sticking scrotum from the hot summer heat. Known for its unique, musky aroma.

I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.

I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.

by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020

taffle

(v) taffle - to knot up, like hair, string or wool, so that it is difficult to unwind.

(adj) taffled (up) - knotted in an irksome manner

(v) - untaffle - to unravel, usually with difficulty

"Now look, you've got all my wool taffled up".

by davidovsky September 10, 2009

Taffy Pockets

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.

Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.

by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011

tafth

This A Forever Thing.

Said about a relationship. Used in Drake’s song “Jungle”.

She forgave me for everything. This A Forever Thing (tafth). Hate that I treat it like it’s a whatever thing. Trust me girl this shit is everything to me.

by alina1920 December 28, 2021

Taffy Pulling

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick

Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!

by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009

TAFKAP

1: Acronym for "The Artist Formerly Known As Prince." When, for contract reasons, Prince stopped calling himself Prince and went under his sign people still had to call him something. "The Artist" emerged from "The Artist Formerly..." as the normal thing to say but TAFKAP got around as a mocking runnerup.

2: a name for the actual symbol used in print in place of Prince.

1: That damn TAFKAP! Where the hell am I supposed to find his album is this Borders? Under S for squiggle?

2: Hey man, do you have a font for the TAFKAP or should I go with a JPEG?

by Blank Shield September 1, 2008