table tits

A woman's breasts that are so large that she actually rests them on the table at a restaurant to avoid back pain.

He had to push her table tits out of the way to get to the cheese dip.

by November5 September 22, 2006

Multi-talented

1. Someone who is good at everything
2. Who has multiple talents
3. Winner! Determinater! Has a voice!

Wow that kid has so many talents I think he/she is multi-talented, don't you think

by Magic awesome banana painters March 30, 2015

black lacquer table

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.

5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

by el viceo May 2, 2006

Taben

1.See Perfection
2. Native to "the booth" the wild Taben always has a minimum of three knives on hand at all times. Also known as homo ninjasian this is a rare being that should you find one in the wild offer it a handful of goldfish and it shall gladly befriend you.
3. An amazing guy, sexually enthraling and gentle every aspect ,with a smile that could melt a woman, the legendary "perfect man". Only one has been recorded to this date.

Girl A:Hey whose that chick Taben is goin' with?
Girl B: I don't know. She's one lucky girl though.

by hyrulian child April 1, 2013

table lobster

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.

A table lobster is very similar to the Shrek is love Shrek is life video. Simply copy and paste Shrek is love Shrek is life, on to YouTube to have a better understanding.

by Table Lobster June 16, 2014

coffee-table rock

Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.

-I really like Coldplay and U2.

-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.

by alxrgrs July 18, 2010

Rid the table

To clean up the table after a meal.

"Susan, will you rid the table so I can wash the dishes?"

by Yoakam October 7, 2008