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tabernack

Swear word used in French speaking parts of Canada
Just stubbed my toe... Tabernack!
by gatorgator95 May 21, 2014
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table lobster

A Table Lobster is what you call an albino male, that lays down on a table and spreads his ass, so other males can fuck him.
A table lobster is very similar to the Shrek is love Shrek is life video. Simply copy and paste Shrek is love Shrek is life, on to YouTube to have a better understanding.
by Table Lobster June 16, 2014
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coffee-table rock

Safe, non-abrasive, dull, middle-class music for snobbish rich-kids who think they’re skirting on the wild side. The audio equivilent of coffee-table books, designed for browsing and social status, rather than musical appreciation.
-I really like Coldplay and U2.

-Coldplay and U2 are coffee-table rock you tart.
by alxrgrs July 18, 2010
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Rid the table

"Susan, will you rid the table so I can wash the dishes?"
by Yoakam October 7, 2008
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dining room table

A total ignoramus when it comes to debating or discussing logically during a political discourse
Congressman Barney Frank : "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."
by yankhadenuf September 13, 2009
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ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
by Borntwopk December 12, 2013
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Turn the tables

Reverse the positions of adversaries. The phrases is often used when the weaker position subsequently becomes dominant.
Don't turn the tables on me, that's your fault!
by alexculli September 23, 2011
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