Harry: Hey Zayn what you up to today?
Zayn: Not much just gonna do some table breaking.
Harry: oh sounds good.
Zayn: i only wanna have a laugh.
Zayn: Not much just gonna do some table breaking.
Harry: oh sounds good.
Zayn: i only wanna have a laugh.
by Niall Horan Nandos Freak April 25, 2012
Get the Table Breaking mug.A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.
"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"
by Chazzisawesome June 13, 2011
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That kid had a sweet tableclock at his apartment; you could tell the time and rest your feet on it, I wish I had one.
That kid had a sweet tableclock at his apartment; you could tell the time and rest your feet on it, I wish I had one.
by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011
Get the tableclock mug.the act of bending a girl over doggie-style and having sex while eating a full four course meal on her back
by Jim115160 July 18, 2012
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No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
Get the dog shit on the table mug.To be slightly depressed and incredibly lethargic. Extreme pessimism. A loss of desire to do anything. Can cry at any moment.
When Aiden failed four classes and swam slow in his swim meet he felt tabbed out.
When Aiden decided to wear a hand-me down sweater and hang Christmas lights in July, his extreme tabbness was displayed.
It was obvious that Aiden was tabbed when he continuously replayed a specific Simon and Garfunkle song and hadn't showered in 11 days.
When Aiden decided to wear a hand-me down sweater and hang Christmas lights in July, his extreme tabbness was displayed.
It was obvious that Aiden was tabbed when he continuously replayed a specific Simon and Garfunkle song and hadn't showered in 11 days.
by Sir Flans A Lot June 11, 2008
Get the tabbed mug.Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
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