Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

the simpsons

perhaps the greatest thing ever to happen to weekdays and sunday nights at 8. Seasons 4-12 were the golden years. THe early ones were kinda stupid, and the later ones aren't as witty and clever, but i must love it to the end.

Haha, i have seen every single simpsons episode ever made multiple times

by Frost October 16, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

Quoted in Jane Magazine for saying that she is against lip syncing and would NEVER do it herself.
Was the first performer ever in all thirty something years of saturday night live to get caught lip syncing and just walked off the stage like a dumbass, instead of being a professional and starting over.

The first artist to be Boo'ed off of the stage at the end of her performance because everything about her sucks. Her, her music, ESPECIALLY her singing.

Is riding off her sisters fame and talent.

ONLY has a record contract because her sister Jessica Simpson and her father are in the music industry.

UGLY, FUGLY, and needs some SERIOUS surgery to fix that heap she calls a nose growing on her face.
Also, a heavy attitude adjustment.

Tries harder than Avril to be so PUNK!
But she's failing miserably.

Hey Asslee, dying your hair, and wearing dark clothes and shirts that say "Punk" won't make you "punk" no matter how hard you tap your red ruby slippers together.

by www.livejournal.com/users/anti_ashlee January 12, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

V.
To sing without moving your mouth or holding your mic.

"It was acid reflux!"

by SgtSalad November 22, 2004

sympin

The act of begging, or looking for sympathy, normally from a member of the opposite sex

My ex wouldn't return my calls, so I was on my hands and knees sympin at her door

by nemodos March 20, 2008

Sympathy Pussy

A naiive female that gives some pussy to a man because she falls for his sob story of the day.

Gina gave me some Sympathy Pussy last night man.
Lucky dog! Why did she finally give it up?
I told her that my mom died last week.
Isn't that your mom over there buying cigarettes?
Yeah man, she fell for my sob story.

by Krestena August 29, 2010

OJ Simpson

Nigga that got away.

"I killed my wife" - Oj Simpson.

by KML09 December 28, 2008