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Swiss

This term comes from a bollocking cheater that screwed England out of the Euro 2004. It was because of this Portugal saw a win, but I don't think that sportsmanship played the role here.
Today is "hate the fucking swiss ref" day. Please support our campaign by adding a W behind your MSN name. Send this to as many people as possible and support England's defeat over Portugal due to a disallowed goal that the fucking Swiss Ref called. Portugal did not deserve to win, and it should be England going through to the Semi Finals, and not Portugal.
by Popoi June 24, 2004
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Swiss kiss

When you give someone a rim job and then kiss them
Ash just gave me the dirtiest Swiss kiss
by CAJ47 January 13, 2019
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Swiss bread

When you pick the mould off mouldy bread and leave holes in it.

Like the cheese…but bread!
Yo mum, why’s my bread got holes in it?

It’s Swiss Bread
by A little seaman June 21, 2021
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Swiss Menergy

1 part white wine
1 part Smirnoff Ice
1 part Vodka
3 parts energy drink

Add a straw and some ice and you have yourself a swiss menergy my friend.
"Woah what is this?" - "that is a swiss menergy, you're welcome"
by dvs20 August 19, 2012
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Swiss Henry

There are two girls and one guy. The guy fucks the first girl up the ass while the second girl licks the guys ass. It's like a train where it goes girl #1 guy then girl #2.
Dude those two girls wanted to swiss henry last night!! I packed up my balls and left!
by noskatehate March 2, 2009
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Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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swiss it up

To increase the value of something. When the quality of something isn't great but rather average and you want to increase it, you swiss it up!
Oh man, the quality of this isn't really great. You gotta swiss it up a bit!
by fleischli January 7, 2020
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