Swesh

A combination of the words "Swag" and "Fresh"

That was Swesh<3

by tbrown69 August 22, 2011

The Seashell

When in the act of intercourse one pulls their dick out and sticks it in their partner's ear. Once accomplished, the inserter should ask:, "Do you hear that?"

Do you hear that? No? Well you should hear the fuckin ocean, it's the seashell you fuckin deaf whore!

by Peter Billings September 22, 2006

swashbuckeling

Anything and Everything a pirate does that is awesome, usually involving a good amount of rum, jumping off shit, and screaming "ARRR".

"Damn that was a swashbuckling good time."

"Whats that pirate doing over there? thats awesome!"
"Oh, hes just swashbuckeling"

"YAARRRR"

by Budday Schultz [TS] April 20, 2007

swease

the mixture of sweat and grease between one's breasteses

should i give her a rag to wipe that swease off?

by jlaur623 December 6, 2010

sweatshop nails

The fake "acrylic" nails you get done at a cheap nail salon, where there are rows of pedicure chairs and manicure tables next to each other, just like a sweatshop. You come in and they yell "PICK COLOR!" The manicurists go from one person to the next without break, breathing in all the chemicals. Your nails never cost more than $20-25 and are always done with unlabeled products.

These salons are usually located in a strip/mini mall with some cheesy name like New York Nails, Chan's Nails, or Spicy Nails. They are always run by Asians who look pissed to be there (usually Korean or Vietnamese), and you can just tell they are talking smack about you in their language. And there is always at least one man working there who creeps you out, who you hope you don't get.

Girl 1: Oooh where did you get your nails done girl?

Girl 2: Oh, you know, Diamond Nails.

Girl 1: They actually look pretty good for sweatshop nails

Girl 2: Yeah, but they totally butchered my cuticle with the drill.

Girl 1: You get what you pay for.

by offya January 3, 2012

Sweatshirt College

N. A College in which the sales of their sweatshirts are directly proportional to the amount of High School preps and/or Siblings of High School preps.

1) "As Tara, who is sporting her brothers Penn State Sweatshirt (A college she will never be admitted too), played Field Hockey, she noticed that she was due for a trip to the Tanning Salone. "What a Sweatshirt College whore that tara is," i thought to myself"

2) "Oh my god, i went to Cornell's open house yesterday and after i realized i will never get in I decided to buy a sweatshirt to hide that fact to the kids in our school. I really hope i turn Cornell into a Sweatshirt College!"

by Adam Gia August 2, 2006

swashbuckled

To get completely, bombed, wasted, intoxicated, shitfaced.

Man, did he get swashbuckled last night after downing that 5th of Cpt. Morgan!!

by Rob October 1, 2004