dirty sunflower

It's your butthole, your puckered starfish, your bungholio, your fart box, your backdoor, your grunthole, your perineum, your bootie hole, your dirty basket, your buhoe, your top bunk, your corn pocket, or otherwise known as your hershey hole.

Example 1:

"Hey babe, come over here so I water your dirty sunflower. "

Example 2:

*speaking to cat* "Get your dirty sunflower out of my face!"

Example 3:

"Put that dirty sunflower on my face babe"

by ahkunamatada February 10, 2021

Chocolate Sunflower

The asshole itself after anal sex when it swells up and puffs (blooms) out.
Also called the: Willy Wankas Swollen Eye, Chocolate Party Tent and Asspirates Island Retreat.

You should have seen her Chocolate Sunflower when I slipped it out of her ass!

by Cologino September 10, 2009

Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022

jewish sunflower

a fart

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*

by ressaler December 15, 2008

Racist Sunflower

The Sunflower that lives on the side of the street and yells at the the black people such as Clevelend from "Family Guy"

Racist Sunflower: "Hey boy dont you come walking by this house agian."

Clevelend:"Your Ignorent!"

by humancentipad December 9, 2011

british sunflower

when a man or woman urinates into a condom, ties the end, then freezes the urine. after it is frozen they then poke a hole in the end, insert it into their anus then let it defrost

ah dude i gave her a massive british sunflower

by n.c.e.b March 1, 2010

Muddy Kansas Sunflower

The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.

“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”

“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”

“Bet.”

by The Gee man 69420 June 15, 2020