Steffon

A long dick smart ass, with a attitude who doesn't give a flying fuck about the people who mean nothing to him. He also drives kick ass cars like Lamborghini's

Steffon- fucked a hoe

by Michael jones January 4, 2015

Steffan

A guy who is really sweet. He's always there for his friends when they need him, and for his best friends, he can see right through them. He knows when they're upset, and will stop to talk to them. A Steffan knows how to make someone smile, but at times, also needs someone to make him smile. A Steffan is caring and would never leave a friend, even if they betrayed him and were guilty about it.

Mary: "Did you see that boy over there?"

Jamie: "Yeah! He's such a Steffan!"

by kiryucrazy August 21, 2013

steffanitini

A mixture of ice cold Kettle One Vodka and cheap Grape juice poured into a martini glass and stirred.

Christy- Got any grape juice?
Emily- Yeah.
Christy- Then hook up the steffanitini's!

by martinigurl February 1, 2008

stiff drink

Typically a "stiff" drink contains less mixers than alcohol. As a result a stiff drink is generally stronger, or stronger tasting.

A Sex on the Beach cocktail for example has 1 part peach schnapps, 2 parts cranberry juice, and 2 parts orange juice to only 1 part vodka. That isn't a stiff drink, but a shot of whiskey straight would be.

by FurrowedBrow June 27, 2010

Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

by Mark April 21, 2005

Stiff wind of hate

A fart so atrocious that you will hide your face in a fish tank instead of even try to breathe when you try to run away. Its a smell you taste.

Dude I hate it when he farts its like a stiff wind of hate smacking you in the fuckin nostrils!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

Stiffened Sailor

To have sex, on a boat, in the middle of a lake or out at sea

Person 1: What’d u guys on the boat for so long?
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor

by Carl0sSp1cyWeiner May 26, 2022