senior stubble

when seniors (specifically in high school) will grow just a little bit of a beard. this is to show off that they are mature enough to grow part of a beard.

kevin: "you gonna shave today?"
andy: "naww, i'm working on my senior stubble."

senior stubble by misssunshine2523 February 25, 2009

cunt-stubble 

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.

Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?

cunt-stubble by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018

Snumbledore 

Snape x Dumbledore. A relationship between an old, long-haired, purple-robe-clad closet-gay headmaster and his forever-alone ex-student who becomes a teacher.

Dumbledore: "What will you give me in exchange Severus...?"

Snape: "Anything..."

Snumbledore is my favourite Harry Potter pairing.

Snumbledore by misao129 October 29, 2012

stubble burn 

The removal of female facial skin due to vigerous kissing with a guy with a lot of stubble. Seen by some as a badge of honor, courage, and committment.

After hours of mackin' on that dude at the movies, Berin got herself a little case of stubble burn.

stubble burn by bartlebee October 10, 2005

stumbleine 

An amazing Smashing Pumpkins song

Britney Spears only wishes she could be half as brilliant as Billy Corgan to create something such as Stumbleine.

stumbleine by caitlin April 17, 2005

stumblecunt 

A young woman who stays drunk constantly, to the point of not being able to walk straight.

Lindsay Lohan was drunk in public again. What a complete stumblecunt.

stumblecunt by youradvicehere May 20, 2009

stumbledick 

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick

"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."

stumbledick by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016